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ELVES #1 FANTASY

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Who are the elves?

Elves have been around in different folklores for centuries. They originate from German mythology but are well-known around the globe thanks to the great fantasy books which took the world by storm. You are probably familiar with elves from like The Lord of the Rings, or the famous strategy game, Warcraft, or you have fought or played an elf in Dungeons and Dragons. Either way, you have some basic knowledge about elves. 

How do you recognize elves?

Elves are dexterous, tall creatures with pointy ears, and almost supernatural beauty. Both male and female elves have perfectly sculpted faces. They used to live in forests in the past, but human civilization forced them to learn to live by us. Now they carefully hide their identities, but if you keep your eyes open, you might be able to spot them among us. 

Some of them mixed with humans to stay alive, some of them tried to keep their bloodlines clean, but they are definitely out there. Because of their lustful nature, sometimes they show their face just to tease us. 

The origins of elves

We can find elves in various folklores, but their lifestyle differs from culture to culture. In some parts of the world, they are told to be shapeshifters, somewhere they are thought to be working in Santa’s Christmas factory. There are stories about them traveling through the darkest lands of Mordor to destroy a ring and save the world. We have heard lots of stories about them but do we know everything about them?

How do elves reproduce?

So here’s something you most probably didn’t know- Elves reproduce with eggs. Yes, with eggs. Dr. Steecut conducted traditional research that is used to learn about unknown species. He spent a long time with elves in their natural habitat and his diligent research presented some incredible findings. 

If an elf mother is ready to lay an egg, she is looking for a comfortable, safe place. If she is interrupted under the breeding process her hormone homeostasis will change, causing her body to produce HUGE amounts of milk. Dr. Steecut was lucky enough to capture one of these moments and share it with the world.

And it’s not all. They make the popular facial expression, called ahegao while laying the egg. This is proof that ahegao was a thing before it got popular in Japan

You know this kind of information is not usually presented at a TEDTalk so a big shout out to Hentaied.com for sharing this with us. If you are over 18, like fantasy, and got a healthy amount of scientific curiosity, then Elf Reproduction is for you. 

What is Hentaied?

Hentaied is a real-life hentai video site featuring trending stars like Alya Stark, Jia Lissa, May Thai and many more from the industry – in never before seen scenes. Videos ranging from a real-life sex doll getting banged by aliens, to a stepsister getting smashed by her stepbrother in an invisible cloak make sure to leave visitors in awe. The top categories are ahegao, tentacles, bukkake which are niches for a wide audience.

ELVES #2 HENTAIED REVIEW

Disclaimer: This post contains Not Safe For Work material. Viewers discretion is advised.

Let me just start off with this in the beginning. You haven’t seen an NSFW movie where you actually learned about something this crazy. Elf Reproduction produced by Hentaied.com is an engaging, funny, and informative adult movie about the most beautiful fantasy creatures and how they reproduce. 

What is Hentaied and what do they do?

The production company lead by Romero, Hentaied is a real-life hentai video site featuring trending stars from the industry in never before seen scenes. Videos ranging from a real-life sex doll getting banged by aliens, to a visual guide to elf reproduction make sure to leave visitors in awe. The top categories are ahegao, tentacles, bukkake which are niches for a wide audience. 

Elf reproduction featuring Alya Stark

We introduced Hentaied just now. I think you might have heard about Alya Stark or it just sounds familiar to you for obvious reasons. She is an adult industry actress and model. She is getting a lot of traction currently for her amazing skills. You can argue that the quarantine has some influence over that but come on. She looks like an angel. Let’s talk about the movie.

In the first segment, you hear things you have never thought, you would actually be curious about. Did you know that elves reproduce with eggs? Me neither. You probably expected that they are different from us, Humans. But have you ever wondered how much? I don’t want to spoil the fun for you so I’ll be brief to let you enjoy the rest.

The plot starts with a narrator describing Dr. Steecut’s findings of elves, while the elf woman – played by Alya Stark – stars laying her egg. As we mentioned they do reproduce with eggs, though it can be nerve-racking. In front of human eyes, these enchanting creatures stress out, their blood-cortisol level rises. As they really enjoy being stressed their oxytocin level rises as well. That results in two things. I’ll only tell you one: they produce milk, so much milk.

After the narration, we cut to Alya in front of a mansion looking for something. We don’t know what she is looking for yet. As the camera follows her, the viewers will be presented with a hot solo session. 

This movie can be the flagship content for Hentaied. It pleasures you with everything that is real-life hentai. You see, hentai doesn’t have to be drawn when it can be captured with the right camera and flavored with some imagination. Without further ado, let me point to the right direction and let you experience this from first-hand.

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